The moustache made me do it.

Plan A

I know I've been awful and neglected this poor blog for far too long now, but I'm baaaaack!

A few days ago, my friend Sarah and I concocted the plan to end all plans. It isn't properly formulated yet so forgive me please. Here it goes:

STEP 1: Go to university and get a degree and have the best time doing it.

STEP 2: Move to Paris, France. While there, explore the little Parisian alley ways, sip on coffee and eat as many croissants as my little heart desires. Not forgetting the shopping.

STEP 3: Get a super cool loft apartment, with a massive window. Throw in a smeg fridge, awesome furniture, some litlle homey touches here and there and BAM! The best place ever is created.

STEP 4: Get a job at The Louvre.

STEP 5: Uh, that's about as far as we've come up with.

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