theJENNAdiaries

{this is a page to purely document the slightly...er, dumb things that my dear friend says}

I'll be updating it, as she says it. Be prepared for many LOLs.

Also, she's actually super smart but just lacks some common sense - just to be clear :)

Jen.

"Guys, I have NO energy... So I really need extra caffeine today. That's why I put three teaspoons of decaf into my cup just now."

"My dad and I went missioning to try find that fancy calculator yesterday, and we ended up finding one in Makro. But it was, like, R250. So my dad saw it was made in Tokyo so we went to go find it at CHINA Mall... But it wasn't there... How strange?"

"Oh, France?! That's so cool, I know that place... It's in Italy right?"

Jen: *staring at an OBVIOUSLY tin roof* "Oh my word! Our roof is see-through!"

Me: "Guys, there's a difference between dwarves and midgits!"
Jen: "Duh. Midgits actually exist, dwarves are mystical creatures."

"Is it winter in Cape Town now, too?" bear in mind it'sWinter in Durban (where we live) , which is in the same country as Cape Town.

"There's only two seasons a year... It goes Summer, Winter and then the next year Autumn, Spring."

"Do dogs' fur go darker if they go in the sun?"