Our people are so wonderful.

Before you read this, please know that the guy who wrote this actually is coloured himself.

Why coloureds can't be terrorists: by MARK LOTTERING


- Ons kannie 'n secret hou nie. We would have told everyone a week
before doing it, telling them: 'Moet vir niemand se nie, ho!'

- Our whole freaking family plus neighbors would have been at the
airport to see us off, crying their "bleddie"eyes out, and your mother
saying to the white ou next to her: 'I'm so proud of him. It's the first
time he's hijacking a plane!'

- We would have dressed like terrorists for our airport go-way clothes:
balaclavas, jumpsuits, karate skoentjies, dark glasses, en 'n moerse
attitude.

- Ons is altyd laat. We would have missed all 4 flights.

- We'll sommer argue and start a fight in the terminal before we even
get on the plane & one of us is bound to say out loud: 'Gaan kak man!
Dan hijack jy die frikkin plane alleen!!

- Two of us would have forgotten our passports at home..

- Three of us would have overweight luggage.

- All of us would have luggage.

- We talk loud and would bring attention to ourselves.

- Met free kos en cooldrink oppie plane, we'll sommer forget why we're
there.

- We would have all wanted to watch the in-flight movie first

- Before we went into action, we would have all queued up at the toilet
to first gel our hair.
- We would have all lined up to get our photograph taken by one of the
hostages

- We praat with our hands, so we'll continually be putting the weapons
down.

- When we entered the cockpit, we would have used the intercom system
for a karaoke session, with one doos trying to sing 'I did it my way'.

- We would ALL want to fly the freaking plane, ending in a "moerse"fight
with each other.

- We would have insisted that the plane fly past Strandfontein
Pavillion.

- We would first rob every one of their Ray-Bans, cellphones and
goldteeth, just before we crash the plane.
- We would have taken the plane for a joyride first, played the music at
full blast and tried to park the plane somewhere where the chicks could
see us...