Wigga', please.

Wigger: is a slang term for a white person who emulates mannerisms, language, and fashions associated with African-American culture.

You will have seen them. Whether they're walking with a swagger, belting their XXXXXXL pants under their actual bottoms, making sure you can see their boxers that are at least up to their belly buttons, wearing a blinding amount of plastic bling or tripping in their shoes that probably weigh more than they do, wiggers are running rampant in our world.


But why? Why do white males have an urge to emulate all things "African - American"? The African - American men certainly don't have a desire to become a skinny white guy. Totally understandable.


Well.
1) I believe it's got something to do with the fact that black people are just naturally cooler than white people. If you don't see that, you are very oblivious or just incredibly stupid.


2) It's a natural human desire to want to be cool. Therefore linking the previous point.


3) They think that them being "cool" will somehow win them all the babes. Tragically, cool is definitely not what is apparent in these.. erm, hunks.


4) Horrific use of phrases like "Yo nigga wazz da dizzle fo' chizzle?" cause wiggers to not be the most popular of stereotype. Warning, if you spend over 4/5 minutes around this lingo, you may lose control of your limbs, and before you know it, you'll have swatted the "foo". Violence is a no-no. I suppose.


5) People seem to find the 'Wigger Way of Life' very very funny. Laughter is a cert around a wigger. Sadly, as wiggers interpret the hysterical laughter as a "Oh DAYAM! Who is that?!" type of smile, there's seemingly no end to this cycle.


6) Caps are perched on their heads. I'm sure. this requires an enormous amount of balance skills to keep the cap on their heads and dedication as I'm sure their necks must get terribly stiff after a while. I'll give them that much. However, this creates the illusion of a massive head. So in essence, a walking pair of  jeans and a bobble head. Mmmm. Adding to the "allure" of a wigger.


7) Wiggers will post 100000 photos of themselves posing with different gang signs. Just in case you forgot how cool they are.


8) Lastly, please never date a wigger. Not only will you destroy your rep, you'll soon be referred to as part of his "entourage" and by then it'll be too late. You'll be trapped "fo' evah".


If you identify anyone you know as a wigger, please try to discourage this tragic behaviour. They'll thank you oneday.


To conclude, here are some photos just to emphasize my points.

This actually scares me.